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Top 10 Best Excuses For Not Doing Your Homework

#10

 

I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
 
#9
 

The District Court of Appeals recently ruled that homework is officially cruel and unusual punishment.

 
#8
 

My mother took it to have it framed.

 
#7
 

I ran out of toilet paper and had to improvise.

 
#6
 

The nice man with the sign says the end is HERE. No one does homework on the eve of the apocalypse.

 
#5
 

My father had a nervous breakdown and cut it up to make paper dolls.

 
#4
 

I was too worried about genocide in obscure African nations to focus on homework.

 
#3
 

My dog ate it. Seriously, look I brought a stool sample.

 
#2
 

Aliens took it as a sample of human handwriting.

 
#1
 

What homework?

 
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