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Top 10 Best George Carlin Quotes

#10

 

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

--GEORGE CARLIN

 
#9
 

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

--GEORGE CARLIN

 
#8
 

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

--GEORGE CARLIN

 
#7
 

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

--GEORGE CARLIN

 
#6
 

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

--GEORGE CARLIN

 
#5
 

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

--GEORGE CARLIN

 
#4
 

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

--GEORGE CARLIN

 
#3
 

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

--GEORGE CARLIN

 
#2
 

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

--GEORGE CARLIN

 
#1
 

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

--GEORGE CARLIN

 
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