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#10

 

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

--GEORGE CARLIN

 
#9
 

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

--GEORGE CARLIN

 
#8
 

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

--GEORGE CARLIN

 
#7
 

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

--GEORGE CARLIN

 
#6
 

It's never just a game when you're winning.

--GEORGE CARLIN

 
#5
 

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.

--GEORGE CARLIN

 
#4
 

I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.

--GEORGE CARLIN

 
#3
 

Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.

--GEORGE CARLIN

 
#2
 

I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.

--GEORGE CARLIN

 
#1
 

Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

--GEORGE CARLIN

 
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