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#10

 

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

--RITA RUDNER

 
#9
 

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

--RITA RUDNER

 
#8
 

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

--RITA RUDNER

 
#7
 

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down.

--RITA RUDNER

 
#6
 

I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

--RITA RUDNER

 
#5
 

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

--RITA RUDNER

 
#4
 

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

--RITA RUDNER

 
#3
 

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.

--RITA RUDNER

 
#2
 

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

--RITA RUDNER

 
#1
 

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

--RITA RUDNER

 
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