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Top 10 Star Trek Knock Knock Jokes

#10

 

KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who's there?
Spock.
Spock who?
Spock louder, I can't hear you!
 
#9
 

KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who's there?
Uhura.
Uhura who?
U-hura the knock-knocks too, huh?

 
#8
 

KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who's there?
Crusher.
Crusher who?
Crusher? I hardly knew her!

 
#7
 

KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who's There?
Troi.
Troi Who?
Troi to understand! It's really cold out here!

 
#6
 

KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who's there?
Data.
Data who?
Data Ferengi and you'll wind up stuck with the bill!

 
#5
 

KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who's there?
Klingon.
Klingon who?
Klingon to the airlock or you'll fly out of the ship!

 
#4
 

KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who's there?
Dax.
Dax Who?
Dax what I want to know!

 
#3
 

KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who's there?
Alexander.
Alexander who?
YOU DON'T CARE WHO DAD, ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOUR STUPID HONOR!

 
#2
 

KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who's there?
Seven.
Seven who?
Seven of Nine.
Seven of Nine who?
Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero-One.
Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero-One ... is this an attempt at humor?

 
#1
 

COMMANDER TUCKER: Knock, knock.
SUB-COMMANDER T'POL: I do not understand.
COMMANDER TUCKER: Just say 'who's there.'
SUB-COMMANDER T'POL: But I already know your identity.
COMMANDER TUCKER: Yes, but it's for the joke.
SUB-COMMANDER T'POL: This is a joke?
COMMANDER TUCKER: Yeah. OK, so ... knock, knock.
SUB-COMMANDER T'POL: This is illogical.
COMMANDER TUCKER: Knock, knock.
SUB-COMMANDER T'POL: ...
COMMANDER TUCKER: Knock, knock.
SUB-COMMANDER T'POL: Very well. Who is there?
COMMANDER TUCKER: Orange.
SUB-COMMANDER T'POL: The Terran fruit or the pigment?
COMMANDER TUCKER: It doesn't matter. Either one.
SUB-COMMANDER T'POL: Then I choose Earth's pithy citrus.
COMMANDER TUCKER: ... You know what? NEVER MIND.
SUB-COMMANDER T'POL: ... I do not 'get it.'

 
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